HEY LOOK!

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It's a page of links.

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But... It's empty.

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So,

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This is just a placeholder...

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I guess.

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Or is it?

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You may never know.

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Unless you try to find out.

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But good luck with that.

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As it may never happen.

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Because I'm like that.

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I'm weird.

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And I'll hide stuff.

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Or I'll just fill a page with a ton of words.

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And you'll spend a good minute reading them.

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Because you're certain that somewhere here there's a link.

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And that link will point you somewhere cool,

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Somewhere important.

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But did you ever wonder if there was nothing cool?

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Nothing important?

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If it wasn't all just a big joke?

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Well?

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Did you?

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Nah. That can't be.

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There's got to be some point to this site.

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Right?

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I mean... It's got to have some purpose.

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Someone is paying money to have this .com

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and if all it's doing is hosting a few measly downloads,

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a donate button,

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and a redirect to a wordpress blog...

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Oh forget it.

Here's your links.